Wow, it has been a while.

Well, I never finished NANWRIMO. That was years ago!

When was that, 2014? Sheesh!

So I program Java now, starting to learn C#, Really like Unity… what else?

I have a completed project that I would like to put on Google Play, but they need a website, so I came  back to the Ol’ WordPress! Not here to impress anyone.

Might put my new logo up, maybe post some screenshots. You can also see it over here: https://cartrdge.com/lame_brain

Later!

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It has been so long…

It has been so long, it took me nearly 20 minutes to figure out my page URL. I eventually had to search for “WordPress” in my email to find it.

Then I had to figure out what the user name was, and of course I needed a password reset.
Sheesh… I really need to keep this blog up better. All 3 of you that get site updates, you deserve better!

Anyway, had to get that off my chest. News to follow.

It Sucks to be Dead

Just something  I wrote real quick, check it out if you are interested:

            It turns out that it sucks to be dead. Let me give you an example: You know how most people assume that when you stop healing you die? As it turns out, the causality is backwards, and when you die you stop healing. Cut your finger and the cut never closes. Someone shoots you in the chest with a shotgun and you will always have a hole there. Accidently lop off an arm and… actually that is pretty permanent for the living too. And it gets better! Just because a dead person can’t heal doesn’t mean organic processes stop. Dead meat still rots and stinks and attracts maggot-bearing flies, even if they are walking around.

Yeah, being dead is no party, fortunately there is technology. Cut your finger and you can seal it up with superglue. Someone shoots you in the chest and you can pack it up with wadding and patch it over with some bandages. There are preservatives to keep your skin from rotting, and bug repellant helps keep the flies away. Continue reading

THOR

So I saw Thor this week. I consider myself a pretty well-rounded geek, but I have never read much Thor, or even really Avengers, so I was not sure what to expect from Marvel’s Thor movie. What I know of Thor comes from these sources:

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POOL OF RADIANCE

His intelligence belies his name. His face does not.

(image credit and caption go to CRPG Addict)

This is going to ROCK!

Onward to Glory!
Let the people of New Phlan rejoice! Lame Brain has come to save them for reasonable rates!

His fire-based spells and shining sword shall sweep away the scum in the ruins like a broom sweeping away the dust! Behold his glorious golden locks! Behold his heroic visage! Behold his bold chainmail!

He shall defeat the enemies that plauge this fair city! (Other people will probably help. A bit.)

I’m Not Back.

 

I am not a social person.

This is reflected in my relationships with family, friends, and work colleagues.  I tend to let the silence between visits become frequent and long. It should be, then, no surprise that my blogging has fallen into a similar pattern.

Of course, this could also be because I have not actually worked on my CRPG for a long, long time.

Recently I have gotten back to it. I have revamped several things, and I am thinking about looking at rewriting my graphics engine. The current version is just too slow, and creates too many bugs.

However, I have a tangent coming up. I have a 14 year old nephew who wants to work on a game with me, a 2D Metrovania affair. It would be fast, fun, and a bit zany… the perfect bait for my free time.

So, my CRPG game is on hold for a bit, (who am I fooling, it has been on hold for a while already!) and I am going to work on this other project a bit.

We’ll see how it goes.

TANGENT: Space Pirates!

I am a regular reader of CRPGaddict’s blog. (crpgaddict.blogspot.com) and I recently read his series of posts about Pirates!http://crpgaddict.blogspot.com/2011/01/game-40-pirates.html

It strikes me that this would make a really, really good space game. A couple of different factions who control several dozen worlds. Commodities that are produced on certain planets and are desired on other planets. A simulation mini-game to depict ship combat, another mini game to depict boarding combat. Items to boost your captain’s abilities. Officers who affect your ships abilities.

I could totally see this as a game. I am not going to make it, not now, I am (lack of updates to the contrary) quite deep into my own project at the moment, but I may have to slowly cook this on the back burner for my next project. Maybe in Java? Might be fun!